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Jan. 18th, 2023 11:49 pm
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Date: 2023-01-24 02:49 am (UTC)
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It was terrible, [Joel agrees, looking at the monstrosity in front of him. He doesn't generally eat dessert anyway and looks at Tommy, who seems to be trying to set a record for eyerolls tonight.

Christ Joel you know damn well that your tredmill is a glorified closet-- pick up a damn spoon. [Tommy pushes one of the three utensils across the table.]

You started it, [he says with a wink.]

Date: 2023-01-24 03:00 am (UTC)
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[Tommy is looking at the knot in the cherry stem; Joel has picked up a utensil and is looking at the plate like it might bite him.

In the end it's Tommy that gives in:
] Eddie's seen your Construction Corner bullshit.

[Joel's eyes are immediately pasted on the interloper to their table, the young woman he thought Tommy was working.]

What?

[Astute.]

Date: 2023-01-24 08:03 pm (UTC)
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[Hey, Tommy doesn't think that his brother's the kinky type but whatever. At this rate Joel's bound and determined to let his balls dry up so maybe something new is just the spice he needs.

Joel stares at Eddie for a minute like he's just really seen her for the first time-- then he looks at Tommy, his eyebrows clearly sketching out what the fuck are you doing before putting down the spoon and rubbing a hand over his face.
] That's, ah. Great. [He really shouldn't make it sound like such a question.] I-- guess I didn't think people were actually watching any of those. Not seriously, anyway.

Date: 2023-01-24 11:22 pm (UTC)
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[Joel shrugs and thanks the waitress who brings back another round of shots.] I don't make 'em. That's my daughter. She thought it would be funny, I guess, make an idiot of her old man when I try to teach her anything. Now it's just...

[The barest hint of a smile creeps into the corners of his mouth, small but fond.] Just kinda what we do.

Date: 2023-01-25 01:31 am (UTC)
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[Tommy laughs but Joel looks at Eddie for long enough that his brother coughs on the sound. Joel has a feeling that the joke isn't a joke at all. Not like he's gonna press it. Instead of the dessert he reaches for his own glass because why the hell not.] So you're sayin' she don't appreciate it now.

[His voice is flat.]

Date: 2023-01-25 02:13 am (UTC)
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Sarah ain't never gonna caulk a bathtub, [Tommy grins, shaking his head before downing his own shot.

Joel cuts him a look.
]

You know it's true, [Tommy chuckles.] Between you and me she's got a construction company at her beck and call and you wouldn't let her anyway.

The hell I wouldn't.

The hell you wouldn't! [Tommy snorts and turns to Eddie.] Joel is what they call a micromanager. Can you really hotwire a car?

[Joel takes his shot.]

Date: 2023-01-25 05:56 pm (UTC)
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[Joel scowls at her comment even as Tommy laughs, but the expression is a little looser now that the third shot is sitting in his stomach. He rubs tequila off his lips and stubs out the already-burnt filter he'd left in the ash tray.

Tommy takes his shot.
] Sounds useful in a pinch, [he chuckles.]

But not something I think Sarah needs to learn, [Joel adds.]

Date: 2023-01-25 06:08 pm (UTC)
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Uh-huh. [Joel lifts his eyebrows.] With all that metal in your face?

[Under the table, Tommy kicks him.]

Date: 2023-01-25 06:17 pm (UTC)
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[Joel ignores the kick anyway, snorting as he turns to catch the eye of Trish and raise three fingers. An ounce and a half of tequila might not have gotten him in the mood for more, but three is somethin' different. He's a big guy but mostly sticks to beer, and that on the weekends.]

Joke's on you, I don't even know what that means.

Date: 2023-01-25 07:28 pm (UTC)
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[Tommy's eyebrows raise like he's surprised to have Eddie's attention back. He straightens a little in his chair.] Bit of a family business, despite his mug bein' plastered on the internet. But we've got some jobs outta it so no one's complainin' too loud.

[Not enough jobs to clear the bills sitting on his desk, Joel thinks, but that isn't something that needs sharing.

... Funny though, to find someone from so far outta state who's seen those little videos. (Sarah would say that's sorta the point of the internet, dad.) Maybe it's something he shouldn't be rollin' his eyes so hard about.

A fresh round of shots is put down on the table and Joel thanks the waitress absently as he turns to Eddie.
] How long you been watching those videos?

Date: 2023-01-26 12:51 am (UTC)
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Carpenters, [Tommy agrees,] both of us.

[It's not really hard, after a handful of minutes in their company, to tell how close the men are-- and that Tommy's the sharper-edged of the two and yet still defers to his big brother. Tommy adds:] But we'll do anything that gets us paid.

[Joel chokes on a bark of something that might be a laugh and smacks Tommy in the chest across the table.] Watch it. [He pushes the drinks out to his brother and Eddie both; he remembers that video, changing out the door locks. Tommy gets a pointed look.] You can thank Commando for that one. Boy here kicked in the door cos he heard Sarah screamin' and figured it would take too long to get out his keys.

Date: 2023-01-26 01:48 am (UTC)
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Like anything that's got wood in it, [Joel agrees.

Tommy rolls his eyes and then brightens under Eddie's attention, leaning into her.
]

Thank you. [Real deep and syrupy Texas. Joel kicks him under the table, holds up his shot glass for a toast, because you can't drink without a toast.] To Uncles. [Because he's not 100% an asshole. Just 95%.

Tommy grins.
] She was hollerin' about some band she likes comin' to Austin. Crusted--

[Joel shakes his head.] No, no. Rusted.

Rusted. [Tommy agrees, looking into the depths of his shot before putting it up neatly and smacking the empty face-down on the table.] Rusted Coffin. Hell, I thought she was gettin' killed.

Date: 2023-01-26 02:15 am (UTC)
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[Like installing cabinets, listen, having your own furniture business isn't sustainable nowadays.

Joel swallows his own liquor and looks at Eddie like she's grown a second head. He has to check with Tommy-- what's happening?; Tommy shrugs-- before coughing into his fist.
] No? Listen, Tommy's...

[Tommy shakes his head, sharp, and Joel stops. Turns his glass down on the table. Finishes:] Nope. She was screamin'bout music which I can't fault her for even though I don't share her taste and scared the shit outta her uncle. That's why we needed a new lock.

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