noooooooo you will never see me in it - I would have to be dead then come back as a zombie then re-killed then come back as a vampire THEN killed again before that happens, so triple dead (at least quadruple dead?). that is how caught dead in it I would have to be; the deadest. rip here lies steve x 100.
while i love the idea of you being a quadruple zombie-vampire hybrid (that's sick dude) you do know i can just ask robin to show me her polaroids, right?
oh i'm sorry you're the one who said you wouldn't let me kiss you in repayment for snacks because i'm sick but now you're all gung-ho about sharing the loveseat with me?
it's not that different than coming with snacks to begin with, like I wasn't gonna actually just leave them outside and run away and be like 'hey snacks are by the door okay byeeeeeeeeeeeeee'
well you COULD have. it would probably be the wisest course of action so that you don't get sick too, except then i also wouldn't get to set your nose.
your nose will win in the end, because i'm going to restore it back to its only-slightly-crooked glory. and hopefully i'll win in the even more end, because i'll feel better.
probably just in time to bring you snacks when you inevitably get sick.
that would make me feel a lot better, actually, thanks. but then i'm going to be known as the bitch who broke steve harrington's nose and ruined his perfect face and then i really AM going to be run out of town with pitchforks.
Everyone knows my nose has already been broken like ten thousand times before so you wouldn't be the first to break it, even fake break it. so maybe stick the pitchforks up their ass instead if they try it
that's the kinky part. really takes dungeon master to new heights.
think i should go by dungeon mistress instead? i've been resisting because of how kinky it sounds and that's technically not what the position is called but now i'm wondering if i should lean into it.
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Date: 2023-11-26 07:03 pm (UTC)i told you i'm going to fix it. don't worry your pretty little head about it, sweetcheeks, i'll take care of you.
after you bring me snacks.
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Date: 2023-11-26 09:34 pm (UTC)[ today in steve lessons: he would be the most easily bribable politician. ]
another winner of an icon i bow to your incredible collection
Date: 2023-11-26 09:36 pm (UTC)[ It takes herculean effort to resist making a sex joke. He should be proud of her restraint. ]
:D I keep cracking up laughing at this thread tbh
Date: 2023-11-26 10:24 pm (UTC)[ he IS. gold stars, etc. ]
it is a truly exceptional thread
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Date: 2023-11-27 01:48 am (UTC)except my nose and you being sick, those suck
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Date: 2023-11-27 01:50 am (UTC)probably just in time to bring you snacks when you inevitably get sick.
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Date: 2023-11-27 01:57 am (UTC)Adam Smith clearly missed out on snack based economy theories psh what a nerd
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Date: 2023-11-27 01:58 am (UTC)look at you, smarty-pants, bringing out the theory of economics. who's the nerd now?
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Date: 2023-11-27 02:14 am (UTC)I mean, that's as far as it's going, don't ask me to go in depth
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Date: 2023-11-27 02:15 am (UTC)it's fine, that's all i know about it too.
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Date: 2023-11-27 02:21 am (UTC)but then i'm going to be known as the bitch who broke steve harrington's nose and ruined his perfect face and then i really AM going to be run out of town with pitchforks.
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Date: 2023-11-27 02:41 am (UTC)think i should go by dungeon mistress instead? i've been resisting because of how kinky it sounds and that's technically not what the position is called but now i'm wondering if i should lean into it.
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