oh no. i agree with you. i think that sounds great. i've also literally never seen it happen. bondage happens all the time. that's why you should choose a kink that's attainable.
i bet it exists somewhere. you can achieve it if you keep dreaming. i believe in you. i also have spare handcuffs if it doesn't work out and you decide to stick to your fall-back.
fine, mom. i won't drive off the road because of a spider anymore, jeez.
because everyone does? like people seem to think that kinks can only be the really hardcore stuff, but that's a really reductionist view of things. if anything can be a kink, that just opens up your horizons completely. don't you think?
well we both know that's a lie because we've just been over what your kinks are. but alright, fine, maybe you don't know your fallbacks yet. what do you think about when you get off?
[ Is this a weird thing to talk about? Yes. Eddie's aware maybe she should shut the fuck up already, but apparently her habit of blurting out things that aren't really appropriate translates to her typing as well as just talking, because she can't stop herself from hitting send even though she knows she should.
yeah, man. a lot of them are just weird alternative lifestyles that get labeled pejoratively as kinks because society has an extremely narrow view of what is or isn't accepted.
yeah like being gay. people act like it's a kink, like it's a choice you make, but that's not how that works at all. being gay is just letting yourself be who you are, right? i mean, that's the impression i've gotten, anyway.
no, i know that. petplay is when you pretend you're the pet. like if we were doing it, i'd get you a collar and you'd sit at my feet and i'd pet your hair and tell you you're a good boy. we wouldn't necessarily be having sex, though i think some people do use it for sex stuff, i'd just be treating you like you were my dog.
maybe some people like it to be demeaning, but i'm sure other people don't. i don't know about you, but i wouldn't demean my dog. i'd love my dog, honestly more than i'd love most people. people suck. dogs are great.
also, some people are into hitting and spitting and that seems way more demeaning, if you ask me.
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Date: 2023-11-18 10:30 pm (UTC)that's just because you don't share my vision. but that's okay. we can work with that, you kinky little freak.
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Date: 2023-11-18 10:34 pm (UTC)I think I'm just going to call myself aspirational for wanting something like care and affection.
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Date: 2023-11-18 10:35 pm (UTC)okay but seriously, i think it's nice. i think you're fucking crazy and delusional, but it's nice.
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Date: 2023-11-18 10:41 pm (UTC)Why is it so crazy to think relationships should have love and support?
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Date: 2023-11-18 10:44 pm (UTC)oh no. i agree with you. i think that sounds great. i've also literally never seen it happen. bondage happens all the time. that's why you should choose a kink that's attainable.
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Date: 2023-11-18 11:06 pm (UTC)I hate how right you are on that point.
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Date: 2023-11-18 11:11 pm (UTC)i bet it exists somewhere. you can achieve it if you keep dreaming. i believe in you. i also have spare handcuffs if it doesn't work out and you decide to stick to your fall-back.
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Date: 2023-11-18 11:24 pm (UTC)Why do you assume my fallback is bondage?
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Date: 2023-11-18 11:33 pm (UTC)because it's a pretty common kink? i dunno, dude, what is your fallback kink?
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Date: 2023-11-19 12:17 am (UTC)Why do I have to have one?
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Date: 2023-11-19 12:22 am (UTC)because everyone does? like people seem to think that kinks can only be the really hardcore stuff, but that's a really reductionist view of things. if anything can be a kink, that just opens up your horizons completely. don't you think?
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Date: 2023-11-19 12:27 am (UTC)I don't have any kinks.
[Meaning 'I have never really had the chance to explore anything so I think I have no kinks']
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Date: 2023-11-19 12:30 am (UTC)well we both know that's a lie because we've just been over what your kinks are. but alright, fine, maybe you don't know your fallbacks yet. what do you think about when you get off?
[ Is this a weird thing to talk about? Yes. Eddie's aware maybe she should shut the fuck up already, but apparently her habit of blurting out things that aren't really appropriate translates to her typing as well as just talking, because she can't stop herself from hitting send even though she knows she should.
Also, admittedly, she is a little curious. ]
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Date: 2023-11-19 12:39 am (UTC)Wow I am NOT talking about that with you.
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Date: 2023-11-19 12:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-11-19 04:34 pm (UTC)And no, don't accuse me of that. I enjoy sex.
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Date: 2023-11-20 01:22 am (UTC)i never said you didn't. i would hope you did, or your reputation as a casanova would be even more depressing than usual. no offense.
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Date: 2023-11-20 05:27 pm (UTC)No offense taken.
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Date: 2023-11-20 06:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-11-20 06:46 pm (UTC)like petplay, for example.
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Date: 2023-11-21 04:17 pm (UTC)I don't have a pet.
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Date: 2023-11-21 04:29 pm (UTC)no, i know that. petplay is when you pretend you're the pet. like if we were doing it, i'd get you a collar and you'd sit at my feet and i'd pet your hair and tell you you're a good boy. we wouldn't necessarily be having sex, though i think some people do use it for sex stuff, i'd just be treating you like you were my dog.
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Date: 2023-11-21 08:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-11-21 08:12 pm (UTC)also, some people are into hitting and spitting and that seems way more demeaning, if you ask me.
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