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[polemical]

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🥇 a gold medalist in it really

[yeahitsme]

Considering how many times my ass got handed to me — yes, yes I did. Unintentionally, but yes. Maybe being drunk or high would have been less painful but you know what, whatever, the end result still worked.

10/10

[polemical]

harrington, don't make me buy you a helmet to wear in your daily life. it would be tragic to hide all that hair.
if you wanted to feel high all you had to do was ask, you didn't have to bust your face open again.

[yeahitsme]

it's true, I do NOT have a whole hair routine for the purpose of covering it up. Helmets and Scoops Ahoy hats are both terrible and only serve one use: to be doused in gasoline and lit on fire. 😡

too late for my face this time though. it's already a mess.

[polemical]

i'm going to see you in that fucking sailor hat if it's the last thing i do. just for the record.

i told you i'm going to fix it. don't worry your pretty little head about it, sweetcheeks, i'll take care of you.

after you bring me snacks.

[yeahitsme]

noooooooo you will never see me in it - I would have to be dead then come back as a zombie then re-killed then come back as a vampire THEN killed again before that happens, so triple dead (at least quadruple dead?). that is how caught dead in it I would have to be; the deadest. rip here lies steve x 100.

[polemical]

while i love the idea of you being a quadruple zombie-vampire hybrid (that's sick dude) you do know i can just ask robin to show me her polaroids, right?

[yeahitsme]

um not if I can buy you off with more snacks.

[ today in steve lessons: he would be the most easily bribable politician. ]

another winner of an icon i bow to your incredible collection

[polemical]

you're gonna have to bust out the really good snacks, man.

[ It takes herculean effort to resist making a sex joke. He should be proud of her restraint. ]

:D I keep cracking up laughing at this thread tbh

[yeahitsme]

bold of you to assume I haven't already thought of that. I make boy scouts look underprepared

[ he IS. gold stars, etc. ]

it is a truly exceptional thread

[polemical]

please believe me when i tell you i am on the edge of my seat to discover if that is true.

[yeahitsme]

welp better make some room on that seat then because my ass is going to sit back and be satisfied in my accomplishments

[polemical]

i dunno, man, it's a pretty narrow seat. we might have to share.

[yeahitsme]

was that only half a message sent? because I missed the part where that's supposed to discourage me.

[polemical]

oh i'm sorry you're the one who said you wouldn't let me kiss you in repayment for snacks because i'm sick but now you're all gung-ho about sharing the loveseat with me?

[yeahitsme]

it's not that different than coming with snacks to begin with, like I wasn't gonna actually just leave them outside and run away and be like 'hey snacks are by the door okay byeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

[polemical]

well you COULD have. it would probably be the wisest course of action so that you don't get sick too, except then i also wouldn't get to set your nose.

[yeahitsme]

see, everyone wins

except my nose and you being sick, those suck

[polemical]

your nose will win in the end, because i'm going to restore it back to its only-slightly-crooked glory. and hopefully i'll win in the even more end, because i'll feel better.

probably just in time to bring you snacks when you inevitably get sick.

[yeahitsme]

and you get snacks too so I guess that's also a win.

Adam Smith clearly missed out on snack based economy theories psh what a nerd

[polemical]

and i'll even share because i'm so nice. so we both win again.

look at you, smarty-pants, bringing out the theory of economics. who's the nerd now?

[yeahitsme]

you ARE nice. this is why you get to see my fucked up face and get snacks for it

I mean, that's as far as it's going, don't ask me to go in depth

[polemical]

you fucking take that back i am not nice. i am mean and scary and intimidating.

it's fine, that's all i know about it too.

[yeahitsme]

I'm not gonna spill your secret, if anyone asks i can just say you broke my nose because you're so scary if it makes you feel better 💀

[polemical]

that would make me feel a lot better, actually, thanks.
but then i'm going to be known as the bitch who broke steve harrington's nose and ruined his perfect face and then i really AM going to be run out of town with pitchforks.

[yeahitsme]

Everyone knows my nose has already been broken like ten thousand times before so you wouldn't be the first to break it, even fake break it. so maybe stick the pitchforks up their ass instead if they try it