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[polemical]

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[polemical]

ok then go on. what else do you like about me?

[ She's bracing herself like she's waiting for a physical blow, but he did say he wouldn't stop, so... ]

you're hopeless. yes. bring them too, along with half the snack aisle, multivitamins, and painkillers for your poor face.

[yeahitsme]

but, but, I have to save some for in person :(

I'm gonna need like a million duffel bags too to carry all this so it's gonna be wild

[polemical]

admit it, you just want to see me blushing. i'm on to you, harrington.

put those big strong muscles to use, hot shot. bear unto me my snacks as tribute.

[yeahitsme]

so what if I am :)

snacks as tribute sound like a pretty good deal so I am giving myself a shitload of awesome points for this

[polemical]

bastard :)

the quantity of points you receive depends on the quality of snacks you provide, so don't get ahead of yourself now.

[yeahitsme]

that's me.

but you're still saying I will get at least SOME points. that's the important part.

[polemical]

you will get a minimum of one point but i really hope you'll do better than that. i have faith in you, stevie.

[yeahitsme]

one point out of how many possible, though? because out of two that's not bad but out of one hundred that sucks.

lmao that icon

[polemical]

don't try to trick me into doing math when i'm sick and you have a possible concussion, harrington.






out of ten.

it cracks me up & so does this one. he makes silly faces & I love that for him.

[yeahitsme]

it's the only time math makes sense. or at least SOME sense.

'possible' is so optimistic of you. and get ready for those other nine points, then

he makes the best faces. tammy "the muppet" thompson who?? steve's got her beat.

[polemical]

don't tell me, you used this tactic when you were studying for school.

[ She wants to laugh at him — and she is, honestly — but the sad part is it would have probably worked on her too. Maybe Steve should help her study for her finals. ]

i'm clinging to hope. and you better wow me, that's all i'm saying.

🥇 a gold medalist in it really

[yeahitsme]

Considering how many times my ass got handed to me — yes, yes I did. Unintentionally, but yes. Maybe being drunk or high would have been less painful but you know what, whatever, the end result still worked.

10/10

[polemical]

harrington, don't make me buy you a helmet to wear in your daily life. it would be tragic to hide all that hair.
if you wanted to feel high all you had to do was ask, you didn't have to bust your face open again.

[yeahitsme]

it's true, I do NOT have a whole hair routine for the purpose of covering it up. Helmets and Scoops Ahoy hats are both terrible and only serve one use: to be doused in gasoline and lit on fire. 😡

too late for my face this time though. it's already a mess.

[polemical]

i'm going to see you in that fucking sailor hat if it's the last thing i do. just for the record.

i told you i'm going to fix it. don't worry your pretty little head about it, sweetcheeks, i'll take care of you.

after you bring me snacks.

[yeahitsme]

noooooooo you will never see me in it - I would have to be dead then come back as a zombie then re-killed then come back as a vampire THEN killed again before that happens, so triple dead (at least quadruple dead?). that is how caught dead in it I would have to be; the deadest. rip here lies steve x 100.

[polemical]

while i love the idea of you being a quadruple zombie-vampire hybrid (that's sick dude) you do know i can just ask robin to show me her polaroids, right?

[yeahitsme]

um not if I can buy you off with more snacks.

[ today in steve lessons: he would be the most easily bribable politician. ]

another winner of an icon i bow to your incredible collection

[polemical]

you're gonna have to bust out the really good snacks, man.

[ It takes herculean effort to resist making a sex joke. He should be proud of her restraint. ]

:D I keep cracking up laughing at this thread tbh

[yeahitsme]

bold of you to assume I haven't already thought of that. I make boy scouts look underprepared

[ he IS. gold stars, etc. ]

it is a truly exceptional thread

[polemical]

please believe me when i tell you i am on the edge of my seat to discover if that is true.

[yeahitsme]

welp better make some room on that seat then because my ass is going to sit back and be satisfied in my accomplishments

[polemical]

i dunno, man, it's a pretty narrow seat. we might have to share.

[yeahitsme]

was that only half a message sent? because I missed the part where that's supposed to discourage me.

[polemical]

oh i'm sorry you're the one who said you wouldn't let me kiss you in repayment for snacks because i'm sick but now you're all gung-ho about sharing the loveseat with me?