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tfln overflow 10/27

[polemical]

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oh my GOD since when can you ride a unicycle???

steven middle name harrington you've been holding out on me, how dare you. also, don't make me laugh like that when i'm sick, i feel like i'm gonna puke.

[yeahitsme]

hey, I did NOT say I rode it well and without injury. I broke my god damn nose so much I think it's shattered or at least it feels like it, which is incredible it took this long. that sucker has taken so many punches.

[polemical]

oh no really? now i feel bad for laughing. your poor nose. how will you survive with one singular less than perfect facial feature?

[yeahitsme]

sure you do :P

it is a tragedy though. had a good run. rest in peace, etc

[polemical]

okay i feel a LITTLE bit bad.

i'll give it a proper eulogy when i feel less like dying. are you going to get it set this time?

[yeahitsme]

if by set you mean looking for the closest plastic surgeon yeah

[polemical]

no, i mean set. you've never set your nose before?

[yeahitsme]

I try to avoid thinking about it because of said punches it has taken and just an ice pack or can of soda to help it after, but this is going to need more than setting it at this point.

[polemical]

steve do you need me to set your nose for you?

[yeahitsme]

no

(maybe)

(yes)

I would say this is the last time I'm doing something like that but we both know that's a lie

[polemical]

unfortunately it's true, there's no point denying that you'll absolutely do something stupid like this again.

which is why you're going to come over when you're set loose and let me set your nose and i'll teach you how to do it yourself. for next time.

[yeahitsme]

I'm basically a pro at this.

god ok fine but I'm bringing you a pack of multivitamins

[polemical]

that's not really something to brag about, bud.

hey since you're going to the store can you get me some snacks too?

[yeahitsme]

and yet.

yeah sure what kind of snacks?

[polemical]

and yet.

uhh. chips. and popcorn.

[yeahitsme]

chips and popcorn, cool, got it. I'll probably also bring half the snack section with me too, so get ready.

[polemical]

steven i could kiss you right on the mouth. that's exactly what i hoped you would say.

[yeahitsme]

not while you're sick, also I try to be awesome like that.

(also another lesson learned is that my shit gets 100 times stupider when you are not involved, what is this superpower)

[polemical]

aw come on where's your sense of adventure??

no jk i know you already used that all up tonight WITHOUT ME.

with great power comes great responsibility and all that. guess you gotta keep me around to keep your pretty face intact.

[yeahitsme]

I did and I have regrets.

that's only like 10 percent of the reason I keep you around, though.

[polemical]

now you'll know better for next time, won't you?

you know i gotta ask. what's the other 90 percent then??

[yeahitsme]

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyep.

the rest of the 90% is taken up by:
20% - hilarious
40% - aforementioned sense of adventure and shenanigans being more fun
10% - creativity
17% - the 'I have not given a single fuck in forever' vibe
3% - music taste

[polemical]

stevie stop it you're going to make me blush.

[ It's a good thing he's not here yet, actually, both because Eddie still feels like death warmed over and she hasn't worked up the momentum to shower yet, and also because she actually is blushing and she's not sure she can play it off as a flush of fever.

So sue her, it's gratifying to have the former golden boy of her high school tell her she's cool. Praise feels good, leave her alone. ]

but how dare you my music taste is worth way more than 3% of my value. if you would actually listen to the mixtapes i make you you'd know that.

[yeahitsme]

no :)

[ he will not stop, ok thanks for coming to his ted talk ]

I know I know, they just pile up in my car and I forget!! I can bring those too so I can catch up or something.

[polemical]

ok then go on. what else do you like about me?

[ She's bracing herself like she's waiting for a physical blow, but he did say he wouldn't stop, so... ]

you're hopeless. yes. bring them too, along with half the snack aisle, multivitamins, and painkillers for your poor face.