open post

[polemical]

open post.
you know the drill.

Comments

[polemical]

you fucking take that back i am not nice. i am mean and scary and intimidating.

it's fine, that's all i know about it too.

[yeahitsme]

I'm not gonna spill your secret, if anyone asks i can just say you broke my nose because you're so scary if it makes you feel better 💀

[polemical]

that would make me feel a lot better, actually, thanks.
but then i'm going to be known as the bitch who broke steve harrington's nose and ruined his perfect face and then i really AM going to be run out of town with pitchforks.

[yeahitsme]

Everyone knows my nose has already been broken like ten thousand times before so you wouldn't be the first to break it, even fake break it. so maybe stick the pitchforks up their ass instead if they try it

[polemical]

kinky.

[yeahitsme]

I mean you do you but I was thinking more with the other people

[polemical]

that's the kinky part. really takes dungeon master to new heights.

think i should go by dungeon mistress instead? i've been resisting because of how kinky it sounds and that's technically not what the position is called but now i'm wondering if i should lean into it.

[yeahitsme]

damn you really are sick, asking me if I think you should say fuck (possibly literally) the rules. do you need an ambulance?

[polemical]

what would i need an ambulance for when i've got my knight in imported luxury car glory coming to my rescue?

[yeahitsme]

because that sounds like a fever of 16345484381 talking. and no snacks can fix that

[polemical]

c'mon baby do you do more than dance?

[yeahitsme]

I am a man of many talents.

(it just happens some of them are useless and are questionable)

[polemical]

it's a song, steve.

i can't believe i just quoted foreigner for you and it got me nowhere.

(those are my favorite kind of skills.)

[yeahitsme]

listen, most references will go over my head. don't ask me to differentiate between star wars movies either, that will also get you nowhere.

[polemical]

well at least you called them star wars and not A star war. it's multiple wars, not just one.

also how can you not know the difference, you work at a video store!

[yeahitsme]

in my defense, they're the same plot: big ships, pew pew, space creatures, roll credits.

[polemical]

they are not even CLOSE to having the same plot, how dare you.

[yeahitsme]

they're both literally about wars in the stars aka space??

[polemical]

THERE'S THREE OF THEM.

[yeahitsme]

I definitely knew that

100%

I was testing you, congrats you passed

[polemical]

you're lucky you're cute, harrington.

[yeahitsme]

I AM. (see previous points about hair.) also am lucky I'm not the only cute one because someone has to share in the daily struggle of being cute.

[polemical]

are you trying to say that I'M cute, because i have never been called cute a day in my life.

[ Not even remotely true. Eddie's got the biggest, saddest brown eyes in Hawkins. ]

[yeahitsme]

thanks for confirming no one in Hawkins knows how to use their eyes, this explains SO MUCH wow

[polemical]

are you including yourself in that tally, because you've looked at me plenty and this is the first time you've called me cute.