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[polemical]

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it is a truly exceptional thread

[polemical]

please believe me when i tell you i am on the edge of my seat to discover if that is true.

[yeahitsme]

welp better make some room on that seat then because my ass is going to sit back and be satisfied in my accomplishments

[polemical]

i dunno, man, it's a pretty narrow seat. we might have to share.

[yeahitsme]

was that only half a message sent? because I missed the part where that's supposed to discourage me.

[polemical]

oh i'm sorry you're the one who said you wouldn't let me kiss you in repayment for snacks because i'm sick but now you're all gung-ho about sharing the loveseat with me?

[yeahitsme]

it's not that different than coming with snacks to begin with, like I wasn't gonna actually just leave them outside and run away and be like 'hey snacks are by the door okay byeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

[polemical]

well you COULD have. it would probably be the wisest course of action so that you don't get sick too, except then i also wouldn't get to set your nose.

[yeahitsme]

see, everyone wins

except my nose and you being sick, those suck

[polemical]

your nose will win in the end, because i'm going to restore it back to its only-slightly-crooked glory. and hopefully i'll win in the even more end, because i'll feel better.

probably just in time to bring you snacks when you inevitably get sick.

[yeahitsme]

and you get snacks too so I guess that's also a win.

Adam Smith clearly missed out on snack based economy theories psh what a nerd

[polemical]

and i'll even share because i'm so nice. so we both win again.

look at you, smarty-pants, bringing out the theory of economics. who's the nerd now?

[yeahitsme]

you ARE nice. this is why you get to see my fucked up face and get snacks for it

I mean, that's as far as it's going, don't ask me to go in depth

[polemical]

you fucking take that back i am not nice. i am mean and scary and intimidating.

it's fine, that's all i know about it too.

[yeahitsme]

I'm not gonna spill your secret, if anyone asks i can just say you broke my nose because you're so scary if it makes you feel better 💀

[polemical]

that would make me feel a lot better, actually, thanks.
but then i'm going to be known as the bitch who broke steve harrington's nose and ruined his perfect face and then i really AM going to be run out of town with pitchforks.

[yeahitsme]

Everyone knows my nose has already been broken like ten thousand times before so you wouldn't be the first to break it, even fake break it. so maybe stick the pitchforks up their ass instead if they try it

[polemical]

kinky.

[yeahitsme]

I mean you do you but I was thinking more with the other people

[polemical]

that's the kinky part. really takes dungeon master to new heights.

think i should go by dungeon mistress instead? i've been resisting because of how kinky it sounds and that's technically not what the position is called but now i'm wondering if i should lean into it.

[yeahitsme]

damn you really are sick, asking me if I think you should say fuck (possibly literally) the rules. do you need an ambulance?

[polemical]

what would i need an ambulance for when i've got my knight in imported luxury car glory coming to my rescue?

[yeahitsme]

because that sounds like a fever of 16345484381 talking. and no snacks can fix that

[polemical]

c'mon baby do you do more than dance?

[yeahitsme]

I am a man of many talents.

(it just happens some of them are useless and are questionable)

[polemical]

it's a song, steve.

i can't believe i just quoted foreigner for you and it got me nowhere.

(those are my favorite kind of skills.)